Best of Craig's List #1

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This is a serious ad from Craig's List a few weeks ago:

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Females aged 20-30 (Chelsea)

Reply to: job-1045797074@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Prominent art gallery owner seeks a motivated girl with the ability to handle a vast range of tasks and duties that can maintain his personal life. You must love dogs, be able to clean well, likes to shop, and have a flair for interior design. Someone who is positive, intelligent, reliable, and has a VERY flexible schedule.
Please reply with a description of yourself, picture, and a short message as to why you would be the ideal condidate for the position.
Position available immediately.

Perfect for college students/recent grads.

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A college-educated, dog-loving, endlessly available cleaner?
Aren't we all?

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Date: 2009-02-22, 3:55PM EST


Looking for beautiful girl aged 20-30 to sit at reception desk in Chelsea art gallery. Part-time, days during month of March. No prior gallery experience necessary. No answering phones etc necessary, only job requirement is to be there.
Please send current photo and days available for work.


Compensation: $15 per hour
This is a part-time job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1045797074

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Is it even legal?

My job description

"Executive Assistant"/Child-minder

Tasks:

1) Making travel arrangements

2) Compiling call lists.

Travel Arrangements
This job requires the patience of no less than twelve saints as you will be working closely with someone who is never wrong and who changes extensive travel plans on a daily basis. A comprehensive understanding of European travel opportunities will ensure success, particularly if the candidate can recite the journey times from any one station/airport in Europe to any other station/airport in Europe by the following means of transport: airplane, train, car, hovercraft, ferry and helicopter. Initiative in making travel arrangements is strongly discouraged.


Call Lists
Everyday your manager will ask for a call list, it is not possible to know whom from the previous day's call-list he has contacted so these lists become up to 25 pages long. Your job is to keep this going and present one everyday.

This is it.


Further qualities:
Any candidates with psychic abilities are especially encouraged to apply as low-level mind reading is a component of this job.
Open-minded attitude towards escorts is essential. Candidate must enjoy working with children.

Please note: this job is not a route to career progression.