How to consolidate your friends and identify your potential enemies in any social function.
It's easy, just ask the following three questions:
1) Does the thought of pop tarts make you smile?
2) Do you remember the Skee-Lo track 'I wish'?
3) Would you ever refer to a dog as a 'little guy'?
Response 1) If said person looks distant and doesn't know what to say, run for the hills. Foodies are limited! Embrace the e-numbers, but remember to brush your teeth.
Response 2) Yes or no. Open shut case. If you can't see the logic in this I can't help you.
Response 3) Quadrupeds rock and lower your stress levels by 30%. No further explanation required.
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Everywhere I go yo I gets laughed at
Man, that song was made for us short stuff.
It's simply the funniest song!
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